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Sex differences in risk seeking behaviour, emergency hospital admissions, and mortality are well documented. However, little is known about sex differences in idiotic risk taking behaviour.

jillzill1: Winners of the Darwin Award must die in such an idiotic manner that “their action ensures the long-term survival of the species, by selectively allowing one less idiot to survive.”20 The Darwin Awards Committee attempts to make a clear distinction between idiotic deaths and accidental deaths. For instance, Darwin Awards are unlikely to be awarded to individuals who shoot themselves in the head while demonstrating that a gun is unloaded. This occurs too of


moisne: Australian government in a tawdry abuse of process designs unpassable legislation to force an eleventh hour election
moisne: widening the scope yet further of which citizens qualify as 'terrorists' ... now to include all truckers and unionists
moisne: "essential for the rule of law in our workplaces" ... "...well may they say..."
moisne: come to think of it, the entire Australian Parliament is a tawdry abuse of process... :-\
moisne: "...well may they say..."
moisne: (1) promote outgoing head of military to role of unelected head of State
moisne: (2) ???
moisne: (3) profit!
moisne: I'm not sure what (2) is either, but somehow it involves replacing the elected PM and enacting legislation to provide inquisitorial powers to investigate your opposition's primary powerbase...
moisne: increasingly banana republicesque... is this an adaptation to climate change? i feel warmer already...
moisne: o/' take me o/'
moisne: everyone --EVERYONE-- is calling it "double disillusion" on the telly
moisne: ...because the opposition isn't really a viable alternative...
moisne: ...or are they just too ignorant to pronounce dissolution? aussie aussie aussie...
moisne: someone float me an iceberg...
moisne: * a list of failed legislation, much/all of which may be forced through on the back of the double-dissolution solution
moisne: aka a list of draconian powers sought by the incumbant dictator-elect
moisne: i think both PARTIES should be dissolved, not both houses.
moisne: yes, let them throw up their arms in disgust and give up their cushy high-paying well-pensioned jobs. but give someone else a go instead.
moisne: oh that's our job to do. note to self
moisne: meanwhile, mainstream news plays light music...

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