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FBI gives agents new powers in revised manual

seti: now they can just search your trash to put pressure on you to cooperate with any investigation, you don't need to be a target or a suspect or anything.
ash: Powers may include: flying, breathing underwater, mind-bullets
ash: that's telekinesis, kyle!

TELEHACK: Cute retro-hacking game

Man With Dead Weasel Arrested For Assault

rik: "Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
rik: The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled."

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