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Meghan McCain Twitter Photo Creates Uproar

seti: sight of some cleavage gets conservatives all flustered
surrael: i'm off to fluster me some conservatives!

Interracial Couple Denied Marriage License By Louisiana Judge

surrael: "I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way..."

Wall Street Smarts

surrael: "adorned with tiny brussels sprouts"
surrael: is it because they're CEOs?
surrael: reminds me a little of this piece
surrael: (which was previously chumped)
surrael: and is, i think, fiction
surrael: validation from authority? 'i met this guy in a bar, and he said...' ... ?
surrael: 'well, he sounded pretty convincing ... i guess you had to be there ...'
surrael: "All of that easy money had eaten away at their sense of enoughness."

Rock Salt, Paper, Morons

Slowpoke Comics: The real reason why Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize

surrael: clever. now explain kissinger's

Magnetic monopoles observed for the first time (dumbed down to 'magnetricity')

surrael: "atom-sized magnetic charges called 'magnetic monopoles' that behave and interact just like more familiar electric charges"
surrael: published in Nature by Steve Bramwell and Sean Giblin at the London Centre for Nanotechnology (LCN)
surrael: if you listen very carefully, you can hear the world changing

Validation from authority

surrael: see for eaxmple this remarkably incogent trolling which is indescernible from a false-flag operation by dreadful commie pinko scum
surrael: ... and which fails to credit the actual source of the quoted text, instead pointing vaguely to 'congressional records'

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