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last updated at 2009-08-06 20:57

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BOY decapitated in a car race returns to track

surrael: i'm not sure that we would call this decapitation, i think the skin was intact ... the spine was internally disconnected from the skull afacmo
surrael: BBC confirms this was a case of "hangman's injury" aka internal decapitation
surrael: but the case is remarkable because he did not end up in a wheelchair
surrael: he was injured in 2006
surrael: "They said he had broken his neck."
surrael: "The doctors had never seen this kind of injury because, they said, when it happens, people die instantly. Apparently, only six people are known to have ever survived..." said the Mum

Blackwater's Erik Prince a real shitbag

coderman: "Mr. Prince is motivated to engage in misconduct by two factors: First he views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe."
coderman: "Second, Mr. Prince is motivated by greed. He sought every opportunity to deploy men to Iraq in order to earn more money from the United States government. Mr. Prince and his top manager Gary Jackson knew the men being deployed were not suitable candidates for carrying lethal weaponry, but did not care because deployments meant more money."
coderman: "Mr. Prince obtained illegal ammunition horn an American company called LeMas. This company sold ammunition designed to explode after penetrating within the human body. Mr. Prince’s employees repeatedly used this illegal anmunition in Iraq to inflict maximum damage on Iraqis."
coderman: probably the HEIAP/SAPHEI .50 BMG rounds...
surrael: erik the pirate?
surrael: "it appears that Mr. Prince and his employees murdered, or had murdered, one or more persons who have provided information, or who were planning to provide information, to the federal authorities about the ongoing criminal conduct"
surrael: this story follows yesterday's chumped story about Bush's personal crusade agenda against Gog and Magog
surrael: which is simultaneously so compelling and important that every human on the planet should be made to read it every morning before breakfast, and at the same time, so unsurprising and obvious that it doesn't even rate chumping
surrael: the president of France is a pretty good source for a quote like that :)
surrael: back to the blackwater story ... "Mr. Prince's executives would openly speak about going over to Iraq to 'lay Hajiis out on cardboard.'" ... executives ... executioners .. what's the difference ... huh?
surrael: hearing in the civil cases against Blackwater is scheduled for August 7
surrael: anyway, the french prez's quote and other statements by bushco show that blackwater was not acting against the wishes of the US junta of the day
surrael: i think the word is 'complicit'

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