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07:15 <@coderman> :P

Klingon robs 7-11 in Denver


cheezn8r: o/' i've gotta know if ur sweet love is gonna sa-ave me o/'

Oh fuck.

mississippi: chump iz ded. long live the cheezburger.
cheezn8r: jk

Ponzi wine picked for Obama inauguration

coderman: cool! this place is just a few miles down the road. they make good wine. nice to see them get such kudos :)

What if Paul Krugman went all Christian Bale on some nitwit Republican asses?

coderman: "for fuck sakes man you're amateur!!"


coderman: dear lord, please let me win the power ball next. k thx.
Mutiny_: In my defense this bet WAS made pre-Palin.

How much $$ per taxpayer?

coderman: "Q: If we just gave all the bailout money to taxpayers, how much would we each get?"
coderman: Answer: $9,718.49
coderman: "To arrive at that figure, CNNMoney.com took the total of the bank bailout, $700 billion, and added that to the proposed stimulus spending in the House of Representatives bill, $819 billion. That totals $1.519 trillion."
coderman: "We then divide that number by 156.3 million, which was the total number of U.S. filers in 2008."
Mutiny_: I could live on that for a year.


Phelps Takes a Hit

coderman: "Our marijuana laws have been ludicrous for as long as we've been alive. Almost half of us (42 percent) have tried marijuana at least once... The U.S., in fact, boasts the highest percentage of pot smokers among 17 nations surveyed, including The Netherlands, where cannabis clouds waft from coffeehouse windows."
coderman: "Today's anti-drug campaigns are slightly wonkier than yesterday's "Reefer Madness," but equally likely to become party hits rather than drug deterrents. One recent ad produced by the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy says: "Hey, not trying to be your mom, but there aren't many jobs out there for potheads." Whoa, dude, except maybe, like, president of the United States."
coderman: my money is on taxes driving legalization. that's a whole lotta dough to broke municipal, state, and federal gubbermints :P


cryptomail: mmmmm taco bell
cryptomail: Where's the button to fire?
Mutiny_: We show put some ads on this shit. "Sponsored by Colt Firearms and the UFW"

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