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What's a little phosphorus between bitter enemies?

iPhone camera ftw

Teen Sends Fake-Beating Text to Get Stepdad Arrested for Smoking Pot

coderman: classic!
cryptomail: What have we learned
cryptomail: Don't give kids cell phones or computers, little terrorists
cryptomail: :D

22-Year-Old Sells Virginity Online -- and Feds Can't Do a Thing to Stop Her

coderman: "A 22-year-old woman is selling her virginity online - and the law isn't doing a thing to stop her."
coderman: "The FBI isn't interested. The U.S. attorney doesn't care. Everything is fine by local police, and she isn't breaking any laws."
coderman: "Nevada has been out of step with the rest of the country for many years with regards to prostitution, and that's why I think it's important for federal prosecutors to look into this, so that Nevada does not dictate the morals and moral decency for the rest of the nation,"
coderman: bwahaha, dictating morals and moral decency?? seriously??
Mutiny: If she turns out not to be a virgin do I get my money back?

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