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Scientists Warn Very Large Earth Collider May Destroy Earth

Mutiny: While the project remains controversial, physicists agreed in late November to reconvene and evaluate the risk factor of the project after a small-scale field test, during which the Very Large Earth Collider will be turned on at 10 percent capacity, catapulting Earth into the moon at only half the speed of light.

US anti-kidnap expert kidnapped

rik: "He was in Saltillo, in Coahuila state, to offer advice on how to deal with kidnaps for ransom when he himself was seized last Wednesday, local authorities revealed on Monday"
Mutiny: US Embassy and Department of Irony extremely worried.

THe Best Burglar Alarm in History

rik: Apparently.

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