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Barack Obama vs. the Pirates of Wichita

Mutiny: "We daily braved terrors the civilized world could not dream of: the predations of the wretched carnivorous quick-buffalo herds, the choking sargassum maize, and the constant threat of earthswimming praire sharks."

McCain, Obama debate - that one shot that he'll be sorry for forever

lemonodor: http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/10/photoshop-conte.html

Two Families Named McCain

High school student in Kentucky faces felony charges for writing a zombie story

rik: "Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function it's a felony in the state of Kentucky,"
rik: First comment: Ironically, all the real zombies will avoid the area, due to a pronounced lack of their favorite food.
pretender: His own grandparents handed him over to the police for writing a short story? WTF?

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