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Casio F91W, the Time Piece of Terrorism

Mutiny: (via mefi)
Mutiny: This model of watch is notable because United States intelligence officials have identified it as the watch that terrorists use when constructing time bombs.
Mutiny: It is said that having this watch was being used as "proof" of the captives' status as enemy combatants.

A holiday with John McCain.

lemonodor: "It was not our intention, but it was our misfortune to be in close quarters with John McCain for almost a week, since Turtle Island has a small number of bungalows and their focus on communal meals forces all vacationers who are there at the same time to get to know each other intimately."
seti: This can't be true.
Mutiny: "Unfortunately this was not his only contribution to our mealtime entertainment. He waxed on during one meal about how Indo-Chine women had the best figures and that our American corn-fed women just couldn't meet this standard."
Mutiny: He definitely picked up Palin because she's got a nice bod. I have no doubt about that what so ever.
Mutiny: His real first choice, Tila Tequila, turned him down.

Guitar Hero, NOW FOR MAC TOO!

Freakonomics: F.A.Q. on the recent financial upheavals


Ash: I don't know what this is but it sure is awesome

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