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http://www.zod2008.com/ || WHITEY SUCCESSFULLY KILLED - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED || KILL WHITEY ||I wanna be in the positive quadrant...anyone got a negative sign they can lend me?


rabbi: Crack.

Rutan & Branson unveil SpaceShipTwo


Grantham Says Shun Stocks, Shift to Cash Amid Crisis


huslage: |Three Little Pigs 'too offensive'


Dog leash Goths 'hounded off bus'

Oliber: You can't even walk your girlfriend without health and safety complainin!

Hayward fault may be more dangerous than previously thought

cryptomail: Cool. I'll be out of a job, my equities down 82% and then...homeless WOOT

Hayward fault may be more dangerous than thought


Vote for your ruler

Ash: "When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and




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