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last updated at 2007-08-27 22:31


Miss South Carolina Teen USA Explains Her TV Meltdown

coderman: "The beauty contestant's video on YouTube has received more than 2 million hits thanks to her amazingly off-the-mark answer at Friday night's pageant, when she was queried about why Americans are so bad at geography."
coderman: "Specifically, she was asked why one-fifth of Americans can't find the United States on a map:"
coderman: ""I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps," she ventured. During her meandering response, she also tossed in out-of-the-blue references to "the Iraq" and "Asian countries" and their need for the support of the American educational system in identifying the United States on the map."
coderman: hehehe, this genius went to my old high school! fucking lexington HS, may you rot in hell forevar.
seti: Finishing as "third runner-up" - that's a euphemism for finishing fourth, right?
seti: The question was a bitch. "Why are your fellow countrymen such retards that they can't even point out their own fucking country on a world map? Would you agree that that's just retarded?"
coderman: <translation:> "LET ME SHOW YOU WHY, BY EXAMPLE!"

Caption challenge.

Saudi billionaire's lawsuit leads to book's destruction

God Wants You Dead

coderman: ... but he still loves you!

Rumor of the day: Google to launch gPhone in two weeks

coderman: but wait, they don't own that 700Mhz spectrum yet!!!
coderman: "Next up: the hPhone from Hewlett-Packard…."


seti: Gonzales didn't even say why he resigned!!
seti: "... to spend more time with his defense lawyer."
seti: I really can't stomach the wingnuts proclaiming their undying love for Abu Gonzales today. ugh. yuck.

Hitchens at Google

est: introduced by nice gushy googlette
manchicken: Mmm... 67 minutes of arrogance. It's like that Religion 101 class I took in a community college all over again.


Day After Boy Found Chained, He is Charged With Attempted Theft

Mutiny-: A 13-year-old boy, who police found handcuffed and chained to a bed, was arrested a day later on charges of vandalism and attempted auto theft.
Mutiny-: A day earlier, police were called to the boy's home in the Frankford neighborhood and found him chained and handcuffed to a bed.
Mutiny-: The boy's father, Russell Fisher, told police he restrained the boy to keep him out of trouble.
Mutiny-: ????????????????

Fed bends rules to help two big banks

est: " The Fed's move appears to support the view that even the biggest brokerages have been caught off guard by the credit crunch and don't have financing to deal with the resulting dislocation in the markets."

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