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Harmony is the absence of excuses | If it can't be got with wget -r, it doesn't exist

'More Sex is Safer Sex: The Unconventional Wisdom of Economics'

seti: My name is Martin.
coderman: "Consider Martin, a charming and generally prudent young man with a limited sexual history, who has been gently flirting with his coworker Joan." -- HOW DID THEY KNOW???? (and yes, Joan is hot!)
seti: coderman's name is Martin too - what a co-inky-dink!
coderman: there is another option. if you are such a fuck up that you turn straight women into lesbians, you should get with as many as possible, since the transmission vector for female female interaction is significantly less risky!
coderman: however, if this lack of hetero women results in a surge of men going gay to get love, the gains may all be offset by losses from male male coupling.
coderman: research indicates it will only lead to increased violent video game purchases and internet flame wars, however.
Mutiny-: ZPG zero population growth/gay

Trojan Horse

jilldaw: Trojan Horse


lemonodor_: Jon Lovitz, unlikely badass, beats up Andy Dick over Phil Hartman's murder.
lemonodor_: Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."
Mutiny-: i would pay a thousand dollars to see jon lovitz kick the shit out of andy dick

Microsoft XML notepad 2007

Oliver: Just needs a good diff/patch engine and it'd be fearsome


Tick Tocks!


File this one under "Fucked up marketing campaigns."

[azoic]: http://www.b3ta.com/board/7411040
ArtfulTodger: "There is debate about the age of the Cerne Abbas Giant" looks to be at least 18 to me

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