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"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." -Thomas Jefferson ; I LOOKED INTO THE TRAP, RAY

Russia building nuke barge to power Arctic

laney: cool picture

The world's most dangerous job?

coderman: "Next to being a soldier, where it's part of your job description to have people shooting at you, journalism rates as one of the most dangerous jobs in the world."

PWNtcha - captcha decoder

coderman: i think i'll use this. since free pr0n to decode captcha's is probably going to be frowned upon for test automation at my place of employment.


rovar: I find it remarkable that the most concise and thorough wikipedia articles have to do with college party games.
coderman: glad to see priorities in order

Five Scandals that Could Put Republicans in Jail

rovar: this is horrible for the democratic party.
seti: by James Ridgeway, Mother Jones' Washington bureau chief.
seti: horrible? it's good for the country if incompetent criminals are investigated and when found guilty put in jail, isn't that the only thing that counts?
coderman: mother jones is a MILF

How Gandhi got his mojo back

Troops battling Afghan marijuana forests

coderman: "Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy - almost impenetrable forests of three metre high marijuana plants."
coderman: shit man, i can solve that problem for you with a good bubbler and an economy pack of bix lighters!!
anomie: see also
Oliver: coderman required the clipper lighter
bk: coderman: we got it covered dude. Only a couple of acres. Couple o nights with our bowls, and all is good.

Air America files for Chap11 bankruptcy protection

seti: now they can kick Jerry Springer out, hopefully. waste of airtime

Big Brother Comes to Firefox

WIPO to the suck again, part #8290389927

Features that didn't make the [Vista RC1] cut

Security Council 5 approve North Korea draft resolution

est: mmm!!!
DonFundoshi: "all UN member nations are to prevent all goods, equipment, products and technology related to North Korea?s nuclear development from going into the country"
DonFundoshi: wonder if that includes baby formuala?
DonFundoshi: "also covers luxury goods" sounds like maybe, yes
DonFundoshi: that's a darn sight harder than 'dual purpose goods'
DonFundoshi: i guess cigarillos can be dangerous in the wrong hands
DonFundoshi: <US> North Korea, you are strange and reclusive. you must become more normal and trade with us more. Here's some economic sanctions.

micro-credit guy gets nobel peace prize!

DonFundoshi: big credit

Paretto Was an Optimist

DonFundoshi: 80% of this article sucks.
DonFundoshi: he doesn't get it. 16% of businesses have plans, yet 20% of businesses succeeed. so plans are only necessary 80% of the time.
DonFundoshi: 20% of people don't get it.

American Politics | Crash and Re-boot

est: "Like the presidency in 2000, the colour of Congress could have to be decided by lawyers."


bk: "We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work."
bk: Gonna have to resort to smokin' them, eh.
anomie: "A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action,"



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