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coderman: "it will soon come to light that the 'world reserve currency' idea was the temporary thing, an anachronism of the industrial age."
coderman: it could have been more resilient but fiat currencies are always abused over time.

Bush officially declares himself supreme emperor

coderman: "President Bush has quietly claimed the authority to disobey more than 750 laws enacted since he took office, asserting that he has the power to set aside any statute passed by Congress when it conflicts with his interpretation of the Constitution."

Gold, copper, platinum reach fresh heights

coderman: i find it suspicious they never say "dollar deflates to new lows"
seti: like anybody in the US cares about other currencies (what other currencies? we have a strong economy and a strong dollar!)

aalib is better than...


coderman: "This just in from the department of the fairly bleedin' obvious: US boffins have discovered that women find men who like kids more attractive as potential long-term mates."
coderman: "They are, however, more likely to go weak at the knees for guys with higher testoterone levels - at least if they're looking for a "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" short-term fling."


Hippo in bikini HAWT

cryptomail: NJoi

Pleung's P=NP dissertation

uid0: amazing
coderman: would fap again
kp: NSFW
Mutiny: BONERS

The unoffical English worldcup song

49% of Germans say fook the world cup

Oliber: I agree!
Ash: 49% of Germans are sore losers
uid0: 100% of Germans are losers

Wanking prevents cancer

simmo: "Fluid"
simmo: otoh "a high number of sexual partners or a high level of sexual activity increased a man's risk of developing prostate cancer by up to 40%"
simmo: that's "increased". fucking gives you cancer, wanking stops it.
simmo: gives credence to the theory that God is a sadistic bastard.
Oliber: Get with the plot, thats over 2yrs old!

SGI Reorg Plan

coderman: "step 3. emerge and IPO new stock for cray merger and debt assumption. w00t!"


coderman: "The best plane service in the nation was the old Eastern shuttle that ran between DC and NYC and Boston. You showed up -- no tickets -- and walked on board. It left once an hour, all day, like a train."
coderman: "The fare was collected on board, the same way the stewards go down the aisle and serve drinks. It cost everybody the same price."

global warming google maps hack

eTelemetry Locate - Piercing network anonymity in real time

Wireless - 'faster than wired'

coderman: also, fuck all you fiber tapping fuckers! AES in WPA2 and/or end-to-end!
coderman: i'm holding out for a laptop with some free space optics. peer-to-SONET-peer is rad




seti: omgwtfbbq?! why give airtime to the loony bin like this, they have their own tv channel already (700 Club).

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