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<pleung> oh yea, what kind of rappist are you?


vex: Millionaire too dumb to hire someone to kill wife properly

Bio-manufacturing Lithium batteries increases power density threefold

scone: or something
scone: using genetically engineered virus .. doesn't mention what the virus infected
scone: perhaps geese?

RIAA Howlin' Wolf all the way to the bank

Take laptop to Cafe, get stabbed and robbed of laptop

scone: "Where else do you have a thousand-dollar item sitting on a table in a coffee shop?''
scone: and the owner completely lost to the world



scone: how long does google cache last?
scone: WTF explanation
scone: How to sign up for the new service!
scone: People who bought smellyundies also bought Ian Dury -- New boots and Panties (used)
scone: shit! you can get them new for less than that!

WTF the butler saw

scone: "...fiber optic cables from the secret room were tapping into the Worldnet circuits by splitting off a portion of the light signal... "
scone: "...included a Narus STA 6400, which is a 'Semantic Traffic Analyzer'..."
scone: which "captures comprehensive customer usage data ..." such as Clash lyrics "... and transforms it into actionable information ... provides complete visibility for all internet applications!" ... CLICK HEAR TO BUY! NOW!~!!
scone: installed in "cities, including Seattle, San Jose, Los Angeles and San Diego..."
scone: "NSA is capable of conducting what amounts to vacuum-cleaner surveillance of all the data crossing the internet -- whether that be peoples' e-mail, web surfing or any other data." and .. turning it into solid sales for your organisation! ... CLICK HEAR TO BUY! NOW!~!!
scone: remember this only matters if you are american. other nationalities and people of asian appearance need not apply.
scone: you will forget you ever read this material. now. dance. like a chicken.
scone: good boy.



"He didn't like Led Zeppelin or The Clash but I don't think there was any need to tell the police."

scone: Man of asian appearance arrested and questioned as terrorist, over Clash lyrics

Clean air bad too

scone: theory explains why noone noticed greenhouse warming for a long time .. because it was being counteracted by solar dimming due to particulant pollutants
scone: and stuff
scone: humidity is the killer
scone: he doesn't explain why God hates us so much

Kaspersky nabs X-OS linux/win virus


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