Ash: a tiny ohio town will be freaked out by nearly everything rik: "The residents of a tiny Ohio town called the bomb squad when they started discovering "suspicious packages" littered throughout the town on April 1st. It turns out that the packages were the result of an April Fools prank in which five girls from Ravenna, Ohio (a town of approximately 12,000 residents) placed 17 cardboard replications of the iconic Super Mario Brothers power-up cubes throughout town, according to news stories carried in local papers" rik: "In response to the Record Courier's story, Ohio resident Janice Cochran wrote, "I think these girls are old enough to no [sic] better than to pull a joke like this with all that is going on in the world today. Leaving suspicious packages is enough to scare the dickins [sic] out of anyone." rik: Reader Comments.... rik: "next, a little girl is going to call the bomb squad because somebody gave her a "strange looking box with wrapping paper" at her birthday party." rik: "Good job ohio, because of small stupid towns like that, I'm bumping you down to my 49th favorite state. Just be lucky you're not Idaho." Mutiny: This makes me sad. :( ^matthew: Whomever is bringing these charges should be restricted from ever holding any office with any decision-making authority. ^matthew: Maybe he could be a janitor. As long as someone else decides which cleaning products to buy.