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last updated at 2005-09-24 22:50

bye bye miss american pie, drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was poorly maintained ; total w3wt army: 7

The war on terror explained by your filesystem.

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Ash: my dad who is a postal worker thinks this is awesome




fridge: eh?

Sci.Electronics.Repair FAQ

simmo: Rule 1: never test your amp repairs (or 'enhancements') by just plugging the amp into your 24/96 sound card of your running pc
fridge: Rule 2: Don't cross the streams
simmo: Rule 3: use an old, well tested kernel and xmms

These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics. Old George Orwell got it backward. Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of a hat.

Mutiny_: He's pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother's holding your attention every moment you're awake. He's making sure you're always distracted. He's making sure you're fully absorbed... and this being fed, it's worse than being watched. With the world always filling you, no one has to worry about what's in your mind. With everyone's imagination atrophied, no one will ever be a threat to the world.

Militant weapons truck explodes in Gaza, killing 10

coderman: "A lorry carrying weapons and masked Hamas militants exploded at a rally in Gaza today, killing ten Palestinians, including two children, and wounding more than 85 people. The cause of the blast was unclear. Hamas militants blamed Israeli aircraft for the incident but witnesses blamed fighters for mishandling explosives."
Mutiny_: Israel really has nothing to worry about, do they?
coderman: <Israel> maybe we should give them more weapons instead of taking them away...
Mutiny_: Soon after the explosion, which took place in the Jebaliya refugee camp, thousands of Palestinians ran through the nearby streets, carrying the wounded and shouting for revenge." WAIT WHAT? You can't get revenge on people who've already killed themselves!

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