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burtonator: It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists which have yielded governing authority to the United Nations. It is up to an underground conservative group (known as F.O.I.L.) led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden?s plans to nuke New York City.
burtonator: This is brilliant stuff -- he's going to make a fortune. The conservatives will buy it because, well, you know. And the liberals are going to buy it because it's shaping up to be among the best camp, intentional or otherwise, I've seen in a long time. Seriously, don't you want to buy it?


Map of california by county

^matthew: What the hell is the story with that Mason-Dixon line running along the top of SLO, Kern and San Bernardino counties? Is it just practice for when they finally split us into two states? The rigidity of the barrier is making me uncomfortable. I feel constricted.

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