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This guy is a great writer. WACKY!!!!


$3 gasoline within 12 months

coderman: sucks to be you, stupid SUV drivers! hahahah
coderman: i laugh every time i see one of them pay $60+ for a fill

Penn & Teller's Bullshit segment on the "PATRIOT Act"


aminorex: <TonyB> I was Georgie's poodle and all I got was this painful tear in my behind that makes me walk sideways

The shark was just being friendly

coderman: poor sharks. it's not their fault humans are tasty.

why does the universe exist?

coderman: i'm pretty sure it's a research project in some meta-universe.
coderman: bunch of bored anarcho-nihilist scientists creating existence in a test tube.
coderman: then mixing it with a shot of meta-jagermeister straight up; a tribute to nothingness
coderman: buurrrp


Car Lands on Man Sleeping in Bed

coderman: "at first i thought my wife rolled over on top of me..."

Meet the meat? (short SF story)

coderman: "That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
coderman: i'd find this story much more enjoyable if there was a singularity consciousness inspecting the "organic complex dissipative systems"
coderman: all this talk of meat just makes me hungry.
coderman: They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat." - LOL, this is where it turns to slashfic, right?

piss on it


Shocking revelation: Porter Goss spouts bullshit.

You're either with US, or you're with the tourists.

Thousands march against gay pride

seti: Closeted. All of them.


^matthew: O noes she will eat them

Optical illusion:

Tonus: optical illusion
Tonus: Focus on the plus-sign in the middle.
Tonus: After a while a rotating green ball will appear.
Tonus: The pink spots will slowly disappear, while the green ball will still be visible.

Bob Parsons, CEO of GoDaddy, is fucking nuuuuuuuuuuts

seti: and that's an understatement.
b0at: "But it appears that the correction was a bit too late. It seems that the original article was circulated in what some readers call the liberal blogsphere, and comments continued to stream in that addressed not the revised article, but the original article."
seti: apologies not accepted; the article as it stands now is still full of shit.
coderman: this guy is an ex-marine or some military branch, you gotta expect his support for gitmo.

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