welcome to awesome!
aminorex: Not too pretty, but he'll have to do.
Saying that U.S. citizens are oppressed by their own government, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez promised Friday that he would not visit the United States again until Americans "liberate" their nation.
coderman: "An alleged computer expert from the fictional anti-terror agency CTU was trying to retrieve some files from a terrorist's laptop. This is the exchange between the agent and the terrorist's girlfriend:"
Mutiny_: slim chance.
coderman: ahh, i feel so proud.
coderman: we the jury find the defendants completely retarded. but the actions of the police cannot go unchallenged. We thus award the stupids $1 each.
coderman: OMGWTFBBQ!! keep the kids home from school! duct tape up the windows! ready the iodine pills and gas masks!
^matthew: This is what they talk about in #conservative
coderman: <blair> POLLS ARE SLIPPING. DEPLOY ALL VAGUE TERRORS, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
^matthew: "A Norwegian court has sentenced a woman to nine months in jail for raping a man, the first such conviction in the Scandinavian country that prides itself for its egalitarianism."