#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

last updated at 2004-12-16 23:43

Thread local storage support in gcc 3.3 and the various dependencies for OS elf / runtime support

coderman: executive summary: you need a recent kernel (2.6.*), updated glibc (v2.3 or higher, maybe cvs) and gcc 3.3 or higher all configured with support for TLS.
coderman: or just use pthread_key_create(). mwahahah

Casino fined for security camera ogling

Bank robbers are sexier


Zerodhero: One Fine Criminal


Zerodhero: Students Find 44 Flaws in Unix and Unix Apps


Being in the U.S. infantry or marine corps is a death sentence, thanks to DU munitions.

aminorex: 56% of the armed forces personnel involved in GW1 are now on permanent medical disability
aminorex: "67 percent of their post-war babies were born with severe birth defects. They were born with missing legs, arms, organs or eyes or had immune system and blood diseases"
coderman: <US Army> but DU works soooo well! And our enemies will use it! We have no choice!
coderman: "But since 1991, the U.S. has staged four nuclear wars using depleted uranium weaponry" - this seems a bit of a stretch; the DU is used for it's density, not radioactiveness.
coderman: and nothing is permanent; uranium has a half life you know...
coderman: (hehehe)
coderman: "DU in the semen of soldiers internally contaminated their wives, partners and girlfriends. Tragically, some women in their 20s and 30s who were sexual partners of exposed soldiers developed endometriosis and were forced to have hysterectomies because of health problems." - NICE!
coderman: " The Department of Veterans Affairs has stated that they do not keep records of birth defects occurring in families of veterans." - WHAT? WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT? ARE YOU FUCKIN' CRAZY?


Zerodhero: Apparently even the post office needs your picture to do buisness with you

"Show Me How You Would Fuck Jesus"

coderman: "Among the 2,200 pages of once- ultra secret Catholic Church files released to the public in Maryland were allegations that a priest named Rev. Robert V. Meffan had initiated sexual acts with teenage girls preparing to become nuns by encouraging them to make believe that they were performing sexually with Jesus while they were performing sexually with him."
coderman: man, that's some funny shit right there...

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