#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005

last updated at 2004-10-14 21:35



Urinal ads, because everyone wants to hear about products they can piss on.

coderman: "Don't know about you, but when our urinal tells us to put the disco biscuits away, we listen."
seti: jwz wrote about pissing on a urinal cake saying "Don't do drugs" and found the experience highly ironic. This proves that jwz 0wnz j00.
coderman: " Then it occurred to me that I was standing there pissing on Nancy Reagan's life work, and that made me feel better about it."

#iA would like some of the stuff this guy is smoking.

seti: not all of it, we have our limits too
coderman: coder would like to smoke some and then stab this bastard and claim temporary insanity.
coderman: coder is temporarily pissed off at neocon's fucking the country like a thai hooker and will return to his pleasant, amicable self shortly.

Unprovoked killing of friendly security forces to up the "insurgent body count"

coderman: "And as he told the story, another platoon from his company came and executed all the guards, as his people were screaming, stop. And he said they just shot them one by one. He went nuts, and his soldiers went nuts. And he's hysterical. He's totally hysterical. And he went to the captain. He was a lieutenant, he went to the company captain. And the company captain said, "No, you don't understand. That's a kill. We got t
coderman: " (cont.) That's a kill. We got thirty-six insurgents."

Cream May Prevent Vaginal HIV Infection

coderman: "Researchers report that a new topical cream appears to stop female monkeys from getting an HIV-like virus." -- how would you like that job? spreading cream on monkey vagina

Scientist Teaching Bacteria to Eat Coffee Plant's Caffeine


VIA XFree86 Driver

coderman: for DRI in linux on via boards you need via.o in the kernel and via_drv.o , via_dri.so in XF86

Endangered species: US programmers


How to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women

coderman: and if you think a hand puppet rocks tha bitchez, check out my craptacular penis puppet!
rnc: "You don't just have to use the "Puppet Method" in nightclubs to meet and attract single women. You can use your hand puppet anywhere to talk to women. Believe me, they will be laughing so hard they can hardly stand it!"








Run by the Daily Chump bot.