Alcoholics Anonymous: trade that addiction to liqour for addiction to cigarettes and coffee!
coderman: visa card number range query
coderman: coderman is full of lies!
coderman: Eeeeeee is the correct spelling of that mouse-squeaking noise
coderman: parties suck
coderman: which is related to my favorite pasttime: drunk alone
coderman: and when someone says you might have a problem, just point them toward this research that proves alcohol sharpens your brain
coderman: 7. Upon hearing rumors of layoffs, you pray, "Please, God, take me!"
coderman: 11. you bring a firearm to work every day and hope your boss comes by to pester you about some meaningless paperwork.
coderman: i'm sure the secret service would find it amusing when you point this at a VIP.
coderman: <ss> oh, hahahah. that is funny. we're sorry we shot and killed your ass over an antenna!
coderman: w00t! i'm getting my medical herb card today...
coderman: <nasa> suuuure, banyan trees and subways. right. go eat some more acid you hippies.
mattthew: birds and sex
simmo: I say-I say-I say Boy!
simmo: Who would ever'a known that the counterpart to a cock is a pullet?!
mattthew: "Muslims in the UK have been given permission to consume soft drinks which contain minute traces of alcohol and pork products."
mattthew: Alcohol and pork products!?
dreww: = fun
simmo: given permissions ... by GOD?!
mattthew: "Big Blue will give the more than 500,000 lines of code for its Java-based Cloudscape database software to the nonprofit Apache Foundation. The move marks one of the largest donations of its kind to the open-source initiative and is IBM's first full commercial product granted to open source."