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firegod: Some liberal loud mouth who thinks he knows a thing or two
rik: Metallica are sueing another band over the use of chords.
Angus_Young: "Perl is like a giant diesel-powered Leatherman pocket tool .. with microscope, lathe, chainsaw, and laser scalpel tools, a trailer hitch, tank treads, a radio, and a winch..."
seti: sateh what did you do to your laptop?!
A_Young: Dept of Homeland what? how do you spell that?
matthew: Reportedly it's v.quiet.. Opinions vary on whether that's a showstopper.
Mutiny: And pretty damn expensive for just the enclosure.
Mutiny: cat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio
burtonator: GOOD GOD THAT IS FUNNY!
coderman: 3. Single Sign-on -- More than 50% of the calls to help desks are for password resets. Merrill Lynch now spends 2 billion a year on IT. 20% of that is user support, and if half of that is password resets, are they really spending $200 million a year?
kherr: 5-port 10/100/1000 switch for $200.
kherr: Buy a Beetle, get a free iPod complete with pre-installed mounting bracket.
burtonator: LOL - Jesus rebels!
burtonator: Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets;
kernelphr34k|lap: Work in progress
Ash: 300 horsepower and 425 ft/lbs of torque in 460 lbs of bike