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last updated at 2003-07-14 23:47

Happy Bastille Day || If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own. || <matthew> that bomb scare one was mine, sweet huh? || fuck work

Tech jobs leave U.S. for India, Russia


Blizzard ChessCraft

_joshua: Chesscraft


New Sport in Las Vegas - Naked Chiq Hunting!

rik: see also HuntingForBambie.com




Schuyler: Neat photo on time.com

"Wireless, in our opinion, is the next running water,"


Geek according to Mirriam Webster or something

Divorce makes men richer.

Angus_Young: /me quickly goes out to arrange a divorce ... (anyone wanna get married briefly?)

Shameless Self Promotion: DragonFax Needs Money

seti: * DragonFax Needs Monkey
DragonFax: That too. :D
silentfury: DragonFax needs life
DragonFax: If I get full life, I can shoot with my sword like zelda.

(K5, fiction) Harsh Re-education Camp For US Troubled Rich Kids

seti: storyline along "What would you do if you were sent to Tranquility Bay"


A_Young: malodorous
seti: NSFW
A_Young: this is probably why some guys get their dicks chopped off and thrown out of car windows ... I guess ...
A_Young: (no offense intended to guys who've had their dicks chopped off and thrown out the window for some other reason)
A_Young: In related news, Melbourne sex slaves (yes this _is_ the civilised world, goddamit!)

Uni of Waikoto -- The evidence for honey promoting wound healing

A_Young: ".. Blomfield (41) is of the opinion that honey promotes healing of ulcers and burns better than any other local application used before. Bergman (26) has observed clinically that healing in open wounds is faster with honey, as has Hamdy (49) who also found that it accelerated making wounds suitable for suture.."
A_Young: "..It has also been reported that it reduces the incidence of skin graft areas (46) and helps skin regenerate, making plastic reconstruction unnecessary (22, 37). Others also have noted that skin grafting is found to be unnecessary (20, 21)."
A_Young: etc etc miracle cure :) source uni in NZ has been researching a particularly potent/resilient type of honey from the Tea Tree family (I don't think the studies reported on this page all use that type of honey though)

Fortress America

DragonFax: "Fortress America depicts an alternate near future in which all of the world attacks and invades the continental United States."
rik: Remember: no flag when invading == no TLD.
deltab: alternate?
A_Young: /me selects alternate future #59765399
A_Young: <deltab> does only TheSHAD understand me? || <A_Young> are you saying I pressed the wrong button?!
seti: count me in.
matthew: Looks like Fortress Russia to me.

for Freenet runners...: The World Trade Center Demolition and the So-Called War on Terrorism

DragonFax: how about this
DragonFax: and btw, there was no moon landing.
seti: or try this gateway
A_Young: those two tall buildings there look airbrushed in, don't they? cut-n-paste?
Angus_Young: A roundup of holes in the 'official story' here at usenetland although there are some odd leaps of logic here, like "proves that whatever crashed into the pentagon was NOT [A 707], which demonstrates the Pentagon attack to have been a self -inflicted frame up"
seti: they don't even mention the theory that the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania was shut down by a USAF plane. what oversight!
Angus_Young: from sci.engr.civil Mar 2002 some discussion and links to some qualified source material
Angus_Young: Then again, there's this from alt.alien.visitors :) "Re: SEISMIC EVIDENCE PROVES WTC WAS NUKED + VIDEO OF TOWERS JUMPING BEFORE COLLAPSE!!!"
Angus_Young: Oddly the main story (linked by rvalles) does not seem to mention that bin Laden is a civil engineer ...
Angus_Young: search of usenet by google for general discussion on this theory
Angus_Young: According to Uni of Sydney, "It is possible that the blaze, started by jet fuel and then engulfing the contents of the offices, in a highly confined area, generated fire conditions significantly more severe than those anticipated in a typical office fire."
Angus_Young: interesting links from U Syd page: http://www.tenlinks.com/NEWS/special/wtc/index.htm http://www.icivilengineer.com/News/wtc.php http://www.fema.gov/library/wtcstudy.shtm
Angus_Young: current official story seems to be that the fireproofing was inadequately applied, eg http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993354
Angus_Young: here is a cool solution to the problem of planes flying into stuff you don't want planes flying into

2003 Avanti Studebaker


Conan O'Brien's Class Day speech at Harvard

eeeeeee: "The point is that although you see me as a celebrity, a member of the cultural elite, a demigod if you will, and potential husband material [...]"
DragonFax: Wow... what a dick.
Mutiny: There's also sadness today. A feeling of loss that you're leaving Harvard forever. Let me assure you that you never really leave Harvard. The Harvard fundraising committee will be on your ass until the day you die.

eeeeeee's home page


DragonFax: Doh!

Best game EVAR

matthew: I can't find system requirements though.

Filter certain authors out of boingboing


Just a girl... and her sloth.

Cole Porter song (which is one long double-entendre) that uses the word "shad".

jillzilla: In the same verse that talks about electric eel sex
jillzilla: Um, I mean falling in love
jillzilla: Whyyyyy ask if shad do it; waiter, bring me shad roe!
jillzilla: Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it!



lemonodor: james joyce: ""You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole."
eeeeeee: "If your parents won't supply you with birth control without insisting that you blab to your boyfriend's Catholic parents about the impending loss of their son's precious virginity, NSCM, then go and buy your own damn birth control!"
lemonodor: behavior modification centers are the new black.
seti: <eeeeeee>

A guitar.

Upping the ante for Kim Jong Il

kherr: Pentagon's Operation Plan 5030 is so aggressive it could start a war in Korea.

'I don't know what I'm doing here in this city'

kherr: US soldiers have low morale and are serious danger in Iraq
kherr: "[S]oldiers also try to sell handguns to make money. 'They come in here and ask if I want to buy small guns a few times a week but we don't need any, we have a Kalashnikov.'"


Mahler's 1st in "Grail" temperament

skimpIzu: i bet this is a trick to make you jack up the volume...and then it will go like "aahhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee got ya"


matthew: That is so the Q3A logo.

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