#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2004, 2005, 2006RSS

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eheheehehe - daily dose of achewood funny

coderman: "Onstad's comic is always posted late because he deals with the big issues"


Mutiny: Only work-safe if you work in porn.
Mutiny: But it's not porn, it's just a comic.

DragonFax's Favorite Story

codermans' hiring for this job.

coderman: i am a mean mofofukin interviewer too! I will catch you in your white lies padding your resume with fluff... grin


Gashleycrumb Tinies

this is the title for AK

dopp: Screen shot from Neocron


dopp: Will the real Optimus Prime please stand up.
DragonFax: says it was updated today, but I can't figure out what was changed.


dopp: All hail the Bush regime!

House approves elimination of Arabic numerals


Use a firewall, go to jail (article by Ed Felten)

Phillip Robertson - HALABJA, Iraq

coderman: I'm headed back toward Arbil tomorrow to see what's going on with the American troops who just parachuted into the country. It's strange, and we could be wrong, but it seems like they dropped in and "secured" an airfield that was in friendly territory. Everyone here thinks they could have just landed the plane on the airstrip and walked off.
coderman: ehehehe
seti: yes, that airfield was in territory held by Kurds for the American troops... who keep ignoring the Kurds, not even seeing them since the Americans work mostly at night


sateh: Planet of the Arse

Google dance checker!


US gears up for long campaign

kherr: What, they only played ONE game of Total Annihilation on the Iraq map?
kherr: What, they only played one game of Total Annihilation on the Iraq map?

Behind Colin Powell's Legend: Dodging Peace

kherr: Many more articles of Behind Colin Powell's Legend
A_Young: Contrast this with the govt. line .. can you say 'cheese'?


A_Young: Powells self-sacrificing mission to serve^H^H^HRULE THE WORLD MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
coderman: Executive summary: The US will own Iraq, because we fucking paid for it! The UN can however, help with paying to clean up the mess we leave...
A_Young: In return, they may get a special badge or something ... o3
DragonFax: Its a duck!
A_Young: Subtitle this story 'the farce of democracy'
A_Young: make that the farts of democracy
coderman: dont slander my farts in such a manner. My farts are worth three times the "democracy" here in the US.

ABC Australia, 27 Mar 2003

A_Young: "KOFI ANNAN: I must say I was, I'm getting increasingly concerned by humanitarian casualties in this conflict. I've just heard the reports that a missile struck a market in Baghdad and I would want to remind all belligerents that they should respect international humanitarian law and take all necessary steps to protect civilians. Besides, they are responsible for the welfare of the civilian population in the area."


A_Young: <GwaiLo> link to nicaragua, and how hard they got fucked over by the states


Patriotic Posters!

kherr: More posters

Time-Traveler Busted for Insider Trading

A_Young: "'We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar,' says an SEC insider." ... predictably ... :P
A_Young: "Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. 'I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment.'"
A_Young: "In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge 'historical facts' such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS."
DragonFax: Ha ha! gets what he deserves. I told him the 21st century was a load of crap.

Ontario declares health emergency over SARS


kherr: What's really going on?
A_Young: Heh do i need a plugin for this?

It's starting...


A_Young: Google -- Searched English pages for trillion defense.



broked`: Kim Jong Ill's LiveJournal http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/24638
broked`: Is that Il ?
A_Young: "3:39 am Dear diary. Bush still doesn't 'get it.'"
A_Young: "Maybe the guy truly is nuttier than a shithouse rat. Maybe he is a new breed of despot-as-performance-artist." ROFLMAO!

"Ben and Mena", a terrible song about weblogging

wmf: if you have the auditory fortitude to listen to the whole thing, I salute you
blanu: This is way funnier than I thought it was going to be.

new Alienware case

wmf: now that deserves to be called alien!
coderman: that thing looks like it can give you head...
coderman: when is H.R. Giger coming on board?

Mine Is Bigger Than Yours

druework: Is that an eyepiece in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


druework: drool...drool...


druework: How much is too much to spend on a measley 7-inch telescope?
coderman: its not the size that matters but ...
jillzilla: In this case, size is important

Warning: questioning authority is not a good idea in time of war.

coderman: authority has declared their superiority as a matter of national security.
coderman: this is the tale of one journalist finding that out the hard way


A_Young: I love the graph on this page
A_Young: (I mean Figure 3-1. Strategic Planning Space for Gulliver's Travails Plausible History)

More on ClearChannel fucking with radio stations

coderman: specifically to drive support for the war
A_Young: (NY Times wants you to register for this clik)
coderman: There's something happening here. What it is ain't exactly clear, but a good guess is that we're now seeing the next stage in the evolution of a new American oligarchy. As Jonathan Chait has written in The New Republic, in the Bush administration "government and business have melded into one big `us.' " On almost every aspect of domestic policy, business interests rule: "Scores of midlevel appointees . . . now oversee industries for which they once
A_Young: here is the article on goole groups - no registration required
deltab: Direct link courtesy of Google News
A_Young: The soundtrack to this news item is Memo from Turner by the Stones .. some clues are given here
A_Young: Some of those lyrics transcribed are possibly wrong .. but you get the idea ..

Could a faltering dollar and global rebellion against its values presage the decline, and eventual fall, of the American empire

jillzilla: All gasp in unison
coderman: full story here - http://www.fair.org/extra/0205/power_sources.html
coderman: goddamn it feels good to be a white male republican in the USA!
A_Young: Before 9/11 68% Republican 31% Democrat After 9/11 87% Republican 13% Democrat
sayke: interesting commentary on a paper that was recently making the rounds at some big investment houses

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